Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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