I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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