that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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