Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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