so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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