My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
That's how pantless uber rides happen
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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