just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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