Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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