I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Boobs speak an international language.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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