Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
