im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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