I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
