Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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