i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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