In the future we'll all be gay
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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