but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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