Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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