just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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