Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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