Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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