Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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