What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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