dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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