You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Dick very happy bro
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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