I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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