I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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