Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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