And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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