Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Randomize
