I got chris browned last night
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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