We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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