we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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