So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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