I cannot find my penis.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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