the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
