Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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