so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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