he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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