One girl and one boy is just not enough.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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