When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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