I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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