Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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