idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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