yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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