Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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