quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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