Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
People in love make me want to vomit
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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