I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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