WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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