a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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