ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Someone signed my nipple.
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