please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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