She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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