your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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