umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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