yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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