he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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