I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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