everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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