You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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