We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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