ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just gargled with NyQuil
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
